Bizarre Celebrity Merchandise

KISS Kasket

Death is no barrier for a true fan

Death is no barrier to proudly displaying your love of theatrical heavy rock band Kiss, who launched their own coffin - the Kiss Kasket - in 2001. 

The coffin, which could double up as a refrigerator to chill beer while the owner was still alive, showed the four Kiss members in full stage make-up and sold for $4,000. 

Danny Devito's Liqueur

Following his drunken appearance on TV

The Italian-American actor is now branching out into Italian lemon liqueur following a drunken appearance on US TV show The View late last year. 

"I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me," he said at the time. Showing a true businessman's instinct for turning a PR disaster to his advantage, his own brand of his favourite tipple went on sale in the US on 2007, costing $23.99 for 750ml. 

Bill Wyman's metal detector

Former Rolling Stones' bassist, now on to other heavy metals

Bill Wyman is best-known for being the Rolling Stones' bassist from 1962-93. But since leaving the ageing rockers, he has developed an interest in a different set of relics. 

He is helping amateur archaeologists by bringing out a metal detector that he says is lightweight and easy to use but still delivers "serious treasure finding performance". 

Wyman boasts that he has uncovered a Roman homestead, the site of a Medieval lamb fair, 14th Century gold coins and blades dating back 3,000 years. 

Rock Rod: Warren Cuccurullo's Self-modeled Dildo

From Duran Duran to dildos

Good thing we didn't find pictures for this one. In July of 2001, Duran Duran's Guitarrist relaunched his fan club website, adding additional members-only sections that included sexually explicit material of himself having sexual relations, music downloads, a chat room, Q&A section, and message board. Despite his rapidly enlarging fanbase among gay males (and despite persistent rumors and requests), his adult material is all heterosexual in nature. Later that year, he created the "Rock Rod," a self-modeled dildo that sold through the manufacturer's website and in adult stores. In 2004, all adult material was removed from his website. Many clips of his porn work are regularly circulated on the web. 

Sir Cliff Richard's Wine

Cliff himself said it was "rubbish" in a blind tasting

One of the UK's best-selling pop stars entered the wine-making business after buying an estate in the Algarve, Portugal. 

The Adega do Cantor (Winery of the Singer) now produces the Vida Nova (New Life) wines and Sir Cliff can often be found "getting his feet dirty" in the winery, its website says. The wine has won mixed reviews - it has won some prizes but The Times declared it to have a "creosote-spiked finish" and Sir Cliff himself said it was "rubbish" in a blind tasting on Gordon Ramsay's TV show. Sir Cliff says Ramsay tricked him. 

Steven Seagal's Energy Drink

Barbra Streisand Dog thermal hoodie

So your dog doesn't go all Yentl on you this winter

Streisand fans can no keep their dogs warm. From the official site: "This thermal hoodie is decorated with the Barbra Streisand Crest and has hole in the neck for her leash, a pocket for caring biscuits and an adjustable closure to make sure she stays warm." 

We couldn’t force-feed it, because we don’t know which head eats

Meet the snake, crocodile and tortoise that are not only connected by their cold blood. These animals all have polycephaly: the condition of having two heads.

These ‘conjoined twins’ although different are locked within the same operating body and generally considered as one creature. It is rare to find human conjoined twins as 75 percent are born dead or die within 24 hours and even more uncertain are the fates of other species suffering from a similar condition. So here are four creatures that each stand as a sometimes brief, but spectacular two victory fingers against nature and convention.

Thelma and Louise: Was a two headed corn snake named after the two female leads in Ridley Scott’s 1991 film. In the wild the animal probably would have died, as two heads would have made it a less efficient predator than its one headed sibling, however in captivity at San Diego Zoo, it produced fifteen normal offspring before its big sleep.

Chang and Ang: Was a two headed crocodile named after the famous human Siamese twins. The specimen was found on a crocodile farm called Samut Prakarn near Bangkok, although raised in captivity the poor creature only lived for a week.

Janus: named after a two headed roman god this little fellow not too long ago celebrated its 10th birthday in a museum in Geneva.

13 Cool Sports You will Never Play

Wouldn’t the javelin throw be more interesting if it had outfielders? Perhaps croquet could be livened up with the addition of 240 lb. linebackers?

Baskate Ball

Skeet Biking

Sumo Football

Full Contact Soccer

Rally-Relay

Gymnasticboxing

Bowlyball

Gymnastic-rodeo

Weight-lifting gymnastics

Skydive Boxing

11 Curiously Coincidental Photos

How to Wash Airplanes or NOT to wash them...

Some wild pictures here, depicting a veritable sea of foam. These airplanes will definitely be clean after that, but will they work? For example, this page describes how to wash smaller planes, but is that how they wash the larger ones?..

"Aircraft assigned to the 403rd Wing’s of America's Air Force now have a new purpose-built wash system, which blasts 2,000 gallons of water per minute, emitting 150 pounds of pressure from each of its 40 nozzles"

(image credit: 403 Wing)

Here is a cool turret method (here shown de-icing the plane):