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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Let's Drink Milk!



I am encouraging people to drink milk. Milk is healthy. You have to drink milk very day. Don't listen to the group who against the milk. All milk is healthy, just make sure you don't over drink it.

Even Hitler drink milk! :))

Let's drink milk!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Are You There?


If you felt the same way as the pic above, get help! Go to nearest psychiatric.

QUICK!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Fun With Pregnancy

I found an anonymous-made poem in some site about pregnancy. Just hear it :


You're risky if you're big
You're risky if you're small
You're risky if you have 5 kids
Or if you've none at all

You're risky if you're young
You're risky if you're old
You're risky if the weather's hot
And also if it's cold

It's risky with a midwife
It's risky on your own
But with half a dozen strangers
You'll have no need to moan


Great huh?!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Laugh is the Best Cure



Don't be stress out. A simple cartoon can make you laugh and forget all your stress. Even an end-stage cancer patient can have en joyful last days of his or her life if he or she smile and laugh during the days.

"The art of medicine consists of keeping the patient amused while nature heals the disease." (Voltaire)

The body’s healing system responds favorably to positive attitudes, thoughts, moods, and emotions (e.g., to love, hope, optimism, caring, intimacy, joy, laughter, and humor), and negatively to negative ones (hate, hopelessness, pessimism, indifference, anxiety, depression, loneliness, etc.). So you want to organize your life to maintain as positive a focus as possible.

Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

When teaching becomes wrong..



Hahahahaha I know this ain't good when you ask your grandson to teach you English.

Zamil