Rob and Kristen- We Know.

I just feel like smiling...

I honestly don't know where the hell to begin.

I really don't.

SO MUCH happened last night.

All of it good.

Every single word.

Why you ask?

Well...

Because MTV figured out how to have an entertaining show

Let Robert Pattinson have as much screen time as possible

and let him ad lib.

Brilliant.

I will admit that even I was thrown a bit 

by some of the things he said...

It's like his mouth just can't keep up with his brain

Not a bad thing...

But always quite charming.

Oh yes... he's walking...

Let's face it...

Robert has a bizarre, sarcastic sense of humor.

He says things that he thinks are funny...

(and they usually are)

but not always in the right place.

Take for instance...

What he said to Bryce...

"I ripped your head off and now your pregnant!"

I mean...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh Rob.

Did you see Kristen's reaction?

"What??"

That was mine, too...

I was like... 

WTF did he just say?

And the speech to Reese?

Holy Hell.

I laughed... I cringed

(I mean.. the guy said "I fucked you" on national TV)

But he was so cute...

So endearing.

So sweet.

So earnest.

And Reese saved his ass anyway...

She was cool brilliance in her acceptance...

and she finished off Rob's mangled attempt

as a 'motherfucker' joke.

HAHAHAHA!

Excellent.

But it gets better doesn't it?

Let's go to BEST KISS shall we?

She looks pretty damn happy to me...

Now.

Sure.

I can admit it.

I would LOVE to see Rob and Kristen just kiss.

But you know... then what?

They are actually kinda KNOWN for not kissing...

And I actually thought the running into the audience

and planting a big old kiss on Taylor's cheek

(forehead and hand)

Was rather entertaining.

I know a lot of people were irked

(Isn't irked a great word?)

But its all in the details people.

Did you hear what Kristen said to him

right before he ran into the audience?

"Honey... go get him"

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure she called him Honey.

Probably just out of habit...

And come on now..

Let's not forget what Rob said to her when

he came back on stage and grabbed her...

"I want to take YOU backstage."

Um.

Yeah.

See?

They don't have to fucking kiss onstage.

They don't have to perform for us.

Taking her backstage... heh.

And for once and for all...

They are NOT hiding anything.

Not discussing their relationship...

Not performing for public entertainment...

Isn't hiding.

It's how they choose to conduct their very public relationship

in a non public way...

Do you REALLY blame them for not wanting to share

every fucking moment with the world??

Obviously a lot of people

99% of the Twilight fandom

Know they are a couple.

Even people outside of the fandom can see it.

And now this lame cliched line comes into my head...

"There are none so blind as those who will not see.

The most deluded people are those who choose to ignore what they already know."

I would say GLOWING with happiness...

Truth is fucking truth.

Rob and Kristen were giddy and silly all night long.

Especially Rob.

People were asking if he was drunk or on something...

But I don't think he was.

I think he was just pumped

and happy.

And he IS happy.

That much is certain.

And Kristen?

She was smiling and awkwardly charming.

And oh so happy.

I loved it.

People are always complaining that

if they were a 'real' couple there would be pics to show it

And there are SO many pics...

but when they are put out there...

They are dismissed as meaningless.

Or PR

The ultimate excuse to explain away things

you don't want to face.

I wanna hold your hand... again.

So there were pics backstage...

where a more relaxed Rob and Kristen

were shown holding hands...

and then leaving together.

There were tweets from people at the show...

Who saw them holding hands on stage

(when the lights were low)

leaving the stage...

behind the stage...

There were all sorts of people talking about the after parties

and how close Rob and Kristen were all night...

How Rob never left her side

How they were totally into each other

laughing, dancing, cuddling

So.

Yeah.

If you want to keep denying... that's cool

But don't say that it doesn't mean anything.

Because if it didn't mean anything...

You wouldn't be foaming at the mouth.

And for the record...

Holding hands can be significant in a relationship

Especially when its the same person you are holding hands WITH

Again

and

Again

and Again.

People keep regurgitating the tired bullshit

that Kristen 'clings' to anyone

and

 'I hold hands with friends all the time, doesn't mean anything!'

But see.

The one thing you are missing is consistency.

Rob and Kristen are consistent.

They have been holding hands for years now.

YEARS.

Paris Tarmacs.

Streets of Montreal...

Vancouver...

IOW

Between takes on sets

In taxis

Exiting WFE premieres

and leaving MTV award shows.

And yeah... Rob and Kristen have 'held hands'

with other people on stages and on sets...

But show me anyone else Rob has held hands with...

Kissed

Nuzzled.

Hung out with

outside of work?

Let me help you out...

Its just one girl.

That would be Kristen.

Falling in LOVE for the last time...

Yeah.

This Kristen.

(And didn't she look STUNNING??)

THAT GIRL.

She is the constant in Robert's life.

She is the one who keeps showing up by his side.

She is the one he spends much of his time with.

She is the one whose hand he is always holding.

She is the one he kisses and cuddles.

She is the one who has been constantly in his life

for YEARS.

YEARS.

No one else is his constant.

No one else is sharing his life.

Just THAT GIRL.

Kristen Stewart.

Because not only does she fucking own you...

She owns Robert Pattinson.

His actions speak louder than his words.

And his actions always bring him closer to Kristen.

Always.

Kristen.

Consistently.

Constantly.

Kristen.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for CONSTANT.

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

C for Clueless.

Funny movie

(Paul Rudd saves it)

Shitty way to go through life.

Heh.

And

Green Sheep.

Can't help it.

I do.

Beauty and the Beast?

I had to add this picture of Tom and Sienna.

I mean...

The captions have been 

'Beauty and the Beast'

And while most of you might think Tom's beard

is a bit bushy and beastly

I'm kinda thinking I like it.

As long as he wears those sunglasses.

Those sunglasses make everything better.

Bye for now

Keep TWIRLING!

It's only going to get better.

Rob and Kristen- Are You Ready For Some TWIRLING?

WoW

I've been trying to 'catch up' with all the latest goings-on

And the fervor and fury surrounding a silly award show

has been incredibly entertaining.

Laugh out loud entertaining.

Seriously.

Why are people in such a fucking tizzy over this show?

I mean... from whatever side of the fence you are looking at it...

Why is it such a big deal?

1. If Summit does indeed have MTV in their PR pocket

(and let's face it, who doesn't Summit own? Bwahaha)

And the whole Twilight related awards

are in fact all fixed and just to sell a PR relationship...

Why is there so much damn foaming over it?

If it doesn't MEAN anything...

Why so angry?

Why so bitter?

Why so hateful?

I've read people are boycotting the show!

OH NO!

We can't watch Rob anywhere NEAR THAT GIRL!

"It's ALL rigged and fixed and doesn't mean a thing

but I'm going to vote and vote AGAINST ROB!"

Why would you bother if its fixed?

Hmmmm?

And you call yourself Rob's 'FAN'

yet you vote against him?

YES!

You must save him from the horror of Twilight!

It's up to the Foamers out there

to protect Rob from himself! 

He obviously has NO idea what he wants

and we all know it can't be THAT GIRL!

It just can't!

I won't allow it!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

So many contradictions.

2. And lets say that Rob and Kristen DON'T win the Best Kiss?

Will it really matter in the grand scheme of things?

Really?

Because I'm thinking that it won't.

Oh sure...

It would be 

FanFUCKINGtastic

to see Rob and Kristen win that award

and go up on stage and have a big ol' kiss...

But at the end of the day

Even if they don't win

(although I can't imagine who would beat them)

and even if they do some awkwardly adorable

version of an Edward/Bella kiss...

or if they make out passionately...

Do you think it will affect their relationship?

Do you think that whether they are together

is riding on them winning some silly Best Kiss award?

If they kiss on TV it makes it more real?

What is more meaningful is what happens off that stage.

And sorry to say...

We don't get to see more than a few snippets of that.

And if you think about it...

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

People aren't supposed to have 24/7 access into 

peoples personal lives...

No matter if they are famous or not.

Just be happy that Rob and Kristen are happy.

They are sharing their lives...

(and their puppy)

and they have been making it work for over 2 years.

And come on now...

It's not up to you or me to decide

if they are handling their relationship the right way.

What works for them

is all that matters.

3. Where is Kristen?

Where is Robert?

They have been spotted everywhere the last few days.

Oh yes...

I love how its so believable when people tweet

Rob is anywhere but with Kristen...

But as soon as people start tweeting they are 

walking their dog...

or hanging out...

Well..

THOSE tweets must be LIES!!!

And to be perfectly honest...

Not one of these 'tweeters' have a pic to prove their story.

It has been proven on more than one occasion that people

make up shit on twitter.

People have agendas.

People want attention.

People like to stir the shit.

Go figure!

4. I'm looking forward to tomorrow nights show.

I really am.

Not so much for the kiss

(Come on guys, you can DO this!)

But just to see Rob and Kristen together...

It's been a while.

I mean...

The whole handholding/kiss in the limo at the WFE premiere

was fuck awesome...

Don't get me wrong

But it would be nice to see something else... Right?

Do you think we will get it?

Are Robert and Kristen ready to show the world

that they are really in this for the long haul?

Will they put all their cards on the table?

No more bluffing?

No more trying so hard not to give yourself away...

Just holding hands...

and kissing.

Whatever happens.

Happens.

I think we will be surprised...

Wink

Wink

Nudge

Nudge

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Toronto.

Kristen was there.

Rob was there.

They will be there again.

You don't know

the why.

the when.

the where.

Just know that they are Together...

T for TOGETHER.

people keep trying to analyze 

how Rob and Kristen behave as a couple.

What's right. What's wrong.

Good thing its not up to you.

T for Truth.

You see things your way...

I see the TRUTH.

Robert.

Kristen.

Always end up 

Together.

Because that's where they want to be.

T for Tomorrow

The sun will come out Tomorrow.

Tomorrow is another day.

And it just keeps getting better.

And better.

T for Tom Sturridge.

Shaggy, sexy Tom.

It will always be 

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

Oh yeah...

Are you ready for some TWIRLING???

Sunday Night Party??

Rob and Kristen-- A Walk to Remember.

Here we are.

Waiting on the MTV awards on Sunday.

Well. 

Kinda.
Sorta.

But it might prove interesting.

Anyway.

Other than that...

We are being subjected to an incredible amount

of pictures of Robert

walking to and from this trailer

on the set of Cosmopolis.

And since there isn't much to talk about

except whether or not Rob will turn up

at the MTV thingy

*Edit: Rob and Kristen are BOTH confirmed to be there!*

We have to make do.

So.

What is the best way to get by?

What is the one thing that will always cheer me up?

Make me smile?

Make me dizzy?

Make my day?

You already know the answer to this question.

So.

Let's look at some 

Walking Roberts.

Twilight Walking

New Moon Walking

(and arguably one of the sexiest EVER)

Eclipse Walking.

Remember Me Walking.

Bel Ami Walking.

Water for Elephant Walking

(Top Ten on the Walking Scale)

Cosmopolis Walking.

Drunken Walking...

Photo-shoot Walking

(Top Ten)

Wrinkled, Tousled, Leno Walking

(Top Ten)

Suit and Tie Walking.

Guitar Walking.

Brown Bubble Jacket Walking.

Nick Walking.

Shaggy and Scrappy Do Walking.

Best Adorable Friends Walking.

Holding Hands Seen Round the World Walking

(Oh yes... Top 10)

Tender Walking.

Side by Side Walking.

Holding Hands and About to Kiss in the Limo Walking.

And last but by no means least...

Red Pants Walking.

I have so much more.

So much.

More.

I have so many damn pictures of this boy walking...

That you might think I was a bit addicted to it.

Nah.

Not me.

But damn...

I mean.

You all see it... right?

How the man moves...

How it kinda like

makes you feel all funny inside...

Right?

This post is brought to you by *Walking*

And some famous Movie quotes

;)

You can't handle the Walk!!

May the Walk be with you.

I'm going to make him a Walk, He can't refuse...

Here's looking at you, Walk.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Walk. 

I'm the Walk of the World!!

Made it Ma! Top of the Walk!

Go ahead... Make my Walk.

E.T. Walk Home.

I love the smell of Walking in the morning.

*****************************

Walking thing... You make my Heart SING.

You make

Everything.

Groovy.

Bye for Now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen-- Twirling Time is Here!

Twirling, Twirling...

Twirling the night away

Everybody's feeling great
They are Twirling Twirling
Twirling the night away

Here's a Man in evening clothes
How he got here I don't know, but
man, you oughta see him go
Twirling the night away

 

 

 

He's dancing with the chick in slacks
She's a-moving up and back
Oh Man, there ain't nothing like
Twirling the night away

 

 

Let's Twirl a while, Feet up, feet back 

 Watusi, now fly, now Twirl 

They're Twirling the night away

 

 

 

 

Here's a feller in blue jeans
dancing with the older queen
who's dolled up in a diamond rings
Twirling the night away

 

 

 

Man you oughta see her go
Twirling to the Rock and Roll
Man you find the old and young
Twirling the night away

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea, let's Twirl again, 

Twirling time is here

 

Yeah round 'n around 'n up 'n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer

 

Yea, let's Twirl again, Twirling time is here

 

 

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again, 

Twirling time is here

 

 

 

 

OK.

You might want to ask...

Why Rose... WHY?

What's with all the incessant TWIRLING??

Why must you twirl so?

What's the twirl about?

For one thing... its FUN to TWIRL!

And for some reason it annoys some people...

ALWAYS a plus.

And Well.

1. Kristen is with Robert.

Solid.

As.

A.
Rock.

So sweet together.

2. The MTV Movie Awards are this weekend.

Best Kiss?

Why yes... they most definitely are.

Will they win?

Will they kiss on stage?

Well.

They will kiss before the show.

After the show.

And kiss after that kiss...

and after that one...

Get the point?

 

One MTV kiss does not a relationship make.

In the grand schemes of kisses?

It pales in comparison to reality.

 

 

3. Did I already say they are together?

Him and Her and a dog named Bear.

Cute.

So very very cute.

4. Got your TWIRLING shoes on?

Do you?

Get them all polished and ready to go...

Cause you will be 

Twirling

Twirling

Twirling the night away.

 

Or 

Twirling the Summer away

Or

Twirling the rest of the year away

Or

Twirling the next few years away

You get the point.

Right?

*poke poke*

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* and Green Sheep.

T for 

TWIRLING!

T for

Tom Sturridge

T for 

Together

 

And

Green Sheep.

Well.

Because I do.

Bye for now

♥♥♥