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Showing posts with label Giselle Bundchen. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Best Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries.

Name: Giselle Bundchen
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: The surgery resulted in a free Tom Brady penis implant.

Name: Adrianna Lima
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: After the surgery her boobs were bigger.

Name: Heather Locklear
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Even with big boobs Heather has not been attractive since the late 80’s.

Name: Heidi Klum
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Although from an aesthetic standpoint the operation was a success. The doctors mistakenly removed Heidi’s taste in men resulting in her marrying the mutant singer known as “Seal”.

Name: Holly Madison
What she had done: Lots
Interesting fact: Holly paid for her surgery with the money she earned giving old men handjobs in the VIP room at “Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club” (a skill she famously capitalized on later in life).

Kate Beckinsale
What she had done: Dental veneers
Interesting fact: Kate demanded that her new teeth be sculpted from the ivory of baby elephants.

Name: Marisa Miller
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Marisa’s doctors admired her vagina while she was under anesthesia.

Name: Ryan Gosling
What she had done: Nose job
Interesting fact: Besides the nose job Ryan also received a series of injections to his face to increase the appearance of smugness.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Best And Worst B(.)(.)b Jobs

Pamela Anderson reigns as the queen of the boob job for the modern era. Sometimes it's been good, sometimes it's been bad. It's always been eye-catching.
Carman Electra has one of the best rated boob jobs by fans around the world 
Demi Moore's fans think the actresses enhanced chest is a winner.
Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has worked her natural looking breast augmentation to be one of the highest paid models in the world.
Heather Locklear became a fan favourite after she became surgically enhanced. 
Courtney Love has seen one tragedy after another. Her botched breasts are the least of her problems. 
Janet Jackson's breat augmentation has deteriorated. 
Jordan's fake breasts are so ludicrous they're bigger than her head. 
Krystal came to epitomise lads mag fake breast fetish since being on Big Brother. 
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham appears to have alien orbs attached where there was once natural breasts. 
We can't show it, but everyone knows THAT shot of Tara Reid's botched breasts. A monument to the dangers of going under the knife.
Tori Spelling has faced no end of ridicule for her botched boob job. 
 Vivica A. Fox shows what can happen when a beauty goes for surgery that can go so wrong. She appears mutilated.
Rack off ... Retired porn star Jenna Jameson had her breast implants removed.